Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
We Saw Batman
Stephanie: Guess what! I saw Batman!
Noelle: Really? What did you think?
Shannon: (pokes head in) Catwoman!
Dafna: (runs into room) Are you talking about Catwoman?
All together: CATWOMAN
I like you; your eyes are full of language.– Anne Sexton, from a letter to Anne Clarke dated 3 July 1964 (via frontrouge)
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
The magic is only in what books say, how they stitched the patches of the...– Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury (via atureliter)
Marnie: You judge everyone, and yet you ask them not to judge you!
Hannah: That is because no one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself. Okay? Any mean thing someone's gonna think of to say about me, I've already said to me, about me, probably in the last half hour!
ghetsis: i wASNT EXPECTING THAT omg omg omg I’m dying
Liz I'm totally in love with you. Legit. Now...
autostraddle: Light colored, worn in, and never with the same colored jeans! Ask Lizz about stuff or fashion or whatever okay I tell people this about jean jackets all the time but NO ONE BELIEVES ME. no denim onesies allowed.
A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart.– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Faust (via divine-despair)
Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...– John Green (via cityyandcolour)